when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
I don’t think I should ever have kids bc I was thinking about it… And kids always go to sleepover birthday parties and fuck with ouija boards and honestly? If I’m being honest? I’m fine. I don’t need kids
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.